whatsupwojo:

-suspendingdisbelief:

something—dying:

Lame kid for life.
“Do you have any unfulfilled dreams?”
That’s pretty rough. Good work Garfield Minus Garfield.

“There must be another knife somewhere; if he sets his mind to it, goes foraging, scrapes around in the leftovers, he’d be sure to find one.” Oh god, that doesn’t sound good.

“Let’s get out,” whispered Jordan, after a somehow wasteful and inappropriate half-hour”.
well, shit. 

“Did Charlotte dine with you?” Makes total sense.

whatsupwojo:

-suspendingdisbelief:

something—dying:

Lame kid for life.

“Do you have any unfulfilled dreams?”

That’s pretty rough. Good work Garfield Minus Garfield.

“There must be another knife somewhere; if he sets his mind to it, goes foraging, scrapes around in the leftovers, he’d be sure to find one.” Oh god, that doesn’t sound good.

“Let’s get out,” whispered Jordan, after a somehow wasteful and inappropriate half-hour”.

well, shit. 

“Did Charlotte dine with you?” Makes total sense.

(Source: loveclaire)

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